What Name Should You Have? by Lauren

OHHH PPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLL UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEZZZZEEEEEEEE Jade? it sounds so cheesy, chinese (?! i know i shouldn;t be saying this,, but it really sound so that.. that i have no better names to call muyself ,.. with the literal translation from the word) Edwina sounds better... ED, EDD, EDDY friends have been calling me ed for yonks. let me see... started off with Elly... and then my e-mail.. and then in poly.. peeps call me Ed.. edwina.. sounds kinda draggy... only teachers call me that. hahahhaa.. nah.. edwina sounds tons better than Jade...

ed snorts, scouffs and puke on Jade... can you imagine. my qtss name tag with the word JADE on it.. OMG..... ed faints.